I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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