i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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