After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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