you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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