Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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