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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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