i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
