Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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