lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize