he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
