Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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