wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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