"it" just moved
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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