Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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