I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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