Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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