All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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