He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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