when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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