Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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