what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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