whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering