i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.