so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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