You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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