Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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