I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
