I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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