There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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