come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...