who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"