I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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