I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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