for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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