I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
