"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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