When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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