just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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