I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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