im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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