I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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