Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
