Who wears a wallet chain?!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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