Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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