If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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