Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Everything about him screamed your future.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Never joke about your clitoris.
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