Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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