Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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