I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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