Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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