I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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