so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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