I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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