Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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