I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
