True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?