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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

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  so you punched his junk, right?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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  You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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• (909): View more from California

  is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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• (619): View more from California

  yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work

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• (949): View more from California

  you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?

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